"A DRUNK OF BOOK THOUGHTS"

So we'd had enough. Well, they'd had enough, I was fine, I was happy, and so was Natalie. But being the awesome people we were, we decided to have a night of fun. Just us girls, accompanied by a bit of liquid courage. "Never have I ever" been so amused. After giggling uncontrollably, we'd decided to write a book, a book on things that we'd think whilst being  under the influence. And so we did.

"A Drunk of Book Thoughts"

By Aphiwe Kedama, Vera Cahi, Natalie Collett & Rickie Cheyne

-When life gives you lemons, use them to climb

-Bubbly

-I hate this Fucken song!

One word for guys:

R- Prick

N- Cock cuz they are chicken

A- Matthew

V- Stupid leads to thinking with penis

-Aphiwe wants to kiss us all girls

-Apz is pointing at me

-Why?

-"Cause you're drunk"

- I love girls cause I'm drunk

I love girls I'm a skank

I might be les I might not

But I am sexy & hot

-I need to pee

-Butterflys in my tummy

-I just need to cotch

-he is amazing and hot

-his name is Matt

-Aphiwe should shut up about matt, ditto vera!

-Now they're dancing

-Hahaha, vera's doing the worm!

-Hahahahaha

-I see you watching me, you see me watching you!

And that's all we could get down before our handwriting's became illegible. It was quite a night though.